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» and the silver pink pony kisses me and says, "you've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy."


i believe that the only chocolate worth is eating is contained inside a box of betty crocker brownie mix. i believe in turning off your signal after you switch lanes on i-94. i believe that bugs are disgusting and should not exist in my laundry hamper. because i don't like pure chocolate bars and eating brownie mix is nice to do when you're feeling down and alone. because i hate not being able to tell my fellow drivers that their turn signal has remained on for the last twenty-two miles, and thus must spare another of similar sentiments. because i am afraid of things that i cannot see – especially live, moving things in close proximity to my clothing. i deal with my demons in a variety of ways. i am always cold. i have a hard time reading spreadsheets and think a good day constitutes one where i like the way my handwriting looks on a page.